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  1. #1
    capricorn7375
    Gast

    Grinsen Radarpistolen / Neuer Berufszweig

    Heute habe ich eine neue Nachricht erhalten, die zwar nicht in die Kategorie Musik passt, die ich Euch aber zur allgemeinen Erheiterung nicht vorenthalten möchte:


    RECTUM STRETCHER

    While she was 'Flying' down the road yesterday, (10 miles
    over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find
    a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that
    classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's
    your hurry?' to which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
    'Oh, Yeah,' said the cop, 'What do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum
    Stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
    does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well, she said, 'I start by
    inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then
    three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side
    to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but
    surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    'And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'

    He asked.

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    Ticket- - - - - - - - - - $95.00
    Court Costs_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _$45.00
    Look on Cops Face_ _ _ _ _Priceless






  2. #2
    Gast1981
    Gast

    Standard "Der Radar hat sie erwischt"

    Herrlich


    Danke für den Clip !!!

    Gruss - Peter !
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